The time I took a then-boyfriend to a show at Largo and he creamed his pants over Sarah Silverman, Jenny Slate, and Natasha Leggero but was totally turnt off by Margaret Cho.
They all had a joke about abortion, but he only expressed disgusted at Cho's. Maybe because her joke wasn't as good and true and fleshed out as the other comic's. But more likely because she didn't do a cute little dance and make his dick feel tingly. So, while I still sometimes miss how dumb you are and how you dragged me down to your level of dumbness, I've learned to say: stay gone, dummy. Or rather, live with your parents til you're bald and 30. You're almost there!
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And, hey, it's okay that your first love was your worst love. How could you have known better? What models were you given? Look back fondly on when you were young, dumb, and full of cum-forting naivete.
Rise Up With Fists, Jenny.
